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One Liners For Servers

We all know that a good joke can really lighten the mood with a table.  Most servers are also aware that we are not stand up comedians.  Standing in front of your table and telling a two minute joke is not your job.  It is a fine line for a server.  You need a joke […]

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Fun Crab Facts and Jokes

They say you gotta give the people what they want.  In this case it seems to be crabs.  The number of searches I have seen this week that landed on my crab post is overwhelming.  So I decided to revisit my favorite decapods.  The previous post was a bit more scientific and specific.  Today, I […]

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Retiring Jokes

I was 13 years old back in 1988.  I know who Flo Jo and Greg Louganis are.  I will never misspell potato.  I remember President Reagan.  I had a crush on Jessica Rabbit.  I saw Rattle and Hum on my 13th birthday because it was rated PG-13.  My girlfriend taught me to dirty dance, but […]

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Five Great Food Stories

Who doesn’t les love a great story?  Even before written language, humans cheap nfl jerseys shared stories to remember their great moments.  When we are children, our The parents read us stories and as adults we read them to our children.  When we are with the people we have known the longest we tell stories […]

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